African Slave Child

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  • Regular price $945,000.00

Trying to unload this black kid I found the other day in the grocery store, he eats a lot and is funny, but won't stop shitting everywhere we go. If you would like to schedule an appointment to meet him and get some measurements that is perfectly fine with me, I am SEMI FIRM on the price, and willing to make trade deals.


If he makes it to the NBA, i would like some sort of good faith kickback


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